Post by Bonnie Derryberry on Sept 20, 2022 5:27:57 GMT
Scene opens to Bonnie flying on the back of a gargantuan eagle that seems straight from the prehistoric era. She’s “dressed” in next to nothing, save for a few animal body paint designs over her unmentionables.
”Heya, I’m Bonnie Derryberry and this is my friend, Abe! The bosses didn’t give me much time to speak about myself yet, so let’s just say I’m your resident animal whisperer. And this Friday at the American Mall in Mini-soda I’m gonna fight for a future tag title shot with another winner from the match! It’s a crazy match but I love crazy! ”
Abe shoots into a nosedive as Bonnie keeps yapping like this is normal, which for her it is.
”Savannah, you’re one of the folks in this brouhaha. You’re like a honey badger. Tiny as hell but can whip the piss out of a lion. I’ve seen it happen in the wilds. Word from the bird, hehe, get it, is that you’re on a path to remembering yourself and that you’ve had a bad few months. Well, my cute little honey badger, I can help you! Help me win this match with you as a team and I will declare my undying loyalty to you from here on out! I will aid you in whatever measure you need to find yourself again. I will make you food. I will make you clothes. I will craft drinks and greenleaf to smoke. We’ll be friends, pals, buds, sisters, champions, fuck buddies, lovers, a couple! Oh my! What do you say, my little Sunshine?”
Abe flies her inside the perimeter of a university with a bunch of technologically advanced stuff on it. She jumps off mid flight and lands movie star style onto the back of a large war elephant. Bonnie makes an elephant sound and it charges through three walls until stopping inside a lab with a bunch of AI stuff in it. People are seen running and screaming as she dismounts.
”Aelita, I’m sorry, hun. It just isn’t gonna work with us as a team. You’re one bad day away from going full Skynet crazy and you have the tools to destroy city blocks probably. Hell, you’re probably the most dangerous in this match. That’s why I’m here in this lab. I need to find out as much about you as possible. How do I turn off your programming? Things like that. Speaking of that…”
She makes a plethora of bird sounds and an army of birds fly in through the crashed wall. They break off into teams and with combined strength in teams, they carry away various computers and other electronic programs plus handbooks that hopefully contain info on Aelita’s operating systems.
”I’m gonna figure out how to shut you off quickly, Aelita. You’re scary. You’re not of nature. I encourage the rest of you in this match to do the same with Aelita lest she destroy us all first!”
Security rush in but are scattered by the war elephant swinging its massive trunk at them. This allows Bonnie to dart away outside, call upon Abe, and then fly away on his back.
”Whew! That was close! Now off we go to get some sparring in with some of my other opponents’ kin, but while we’re in flight let me address you, Billy Valentine. Buddy, I heard you’re part clueless and part arrogant, so you’re prolly the type of guy who’d cancel a date with a beautiful woman so you could enjoy your own company. Heh. Is it true that you don’t want to be the best? That’s odd. You better come at us with some fight in this match though, regardless, because I’m a warrior. I love to brawl. I once intentionally got COVID just so I could fight it. I’m the type of gal who gives nightmares to my own dreams! So you better not be in that ring looking at yourself in a handheld mirror, cause if so I’m gonna Kangaroo Kick your head so far from your body they’re gonna have to send a search party into the nose bleeds to find it.”
And just like that… SWOOOSH… Abe detours into a sharp dive. The colossal bird lands on the roof of a McDonalds in the low income high crime area of a big city. Bonnie dismounts, parkours off the roof onto the McDonald’s playground play pin thingy which thankfully doesn’t have children in it, then parkours off it into the lobby. In a blur she bypasses the waiting line and goes into the kitchen as if she owns the place. Everyone has their phones out recording it. Lots of shouting going on.
”Well met, everyone! I hear y’all are of “Big Mac” Micky D ilk. He’s one of the folks I gotta wrestle this week and I heard he’s unorthodox, and draws his ring prowess from this place. Or something. I need to get some good sparring in on his peeps so I can better prepare myself. So, put that stuff down and let's get to it!”
She gets in a fighting stance. One worker, visibly miserable and in her 50s, ain’t having this shit and immediately clobbers Bonnie from behind with a tray. Everyone immediately dog piles Bonnie and begins beating the brakes off her.
Scene cut to the outside of the McDonald’s. Two cop cars roll up running code. Abe swoops in and lifts the cops cars (with officers inside) with his talons and takes them to a nearby rooftop, whereupon he gently places them on then absconds.
Cut scene back to McDonald’s. Bonnie emerges from the eatery covered head to toe in all manner of condiments, grease, and has suffered some burns. She looks a mess but she’s smiling and got a good workout. Apparently she overcame the odds. One bird call later and she’s whisked away by Abe.
(Abe is the size of Drogon from GoT. Like this size)
”Heya, I’m Bonnie Derryberry and this is my friend, Abe! The bosses didn’t give me much time to speak about myself yet, so let’s just say I’m your resident animal whisperer. And this Friday at the American Mall in Mini-soda I’m gonna fight for a future tag title shot with another winner from the match! It’s a crazy match but I love crazy! ”
Abe shoots into a nosedive as Bonnie keeps yapping like this is normal, which for her it is.
”Savannah, you’re one of the folks in this brouhaha. You’re like a honey badger. Tiny as hell but can whip the piss out of a lion. I’ve seen it happen in the wilds. Word from the bird, hehe, get it, is that you’re on a path to remembering yourself and that you’ve had a bad few months. Well, my cute little honey badger, I can help you! Help me win this match with you as a team and I will declare my undying loyalty to you from here on out! I will aid you in whatever measure you need to find yourself again. I will make you food. I will make you clothes. I will craft drinks and greenleaf to smoke. We’ll be friends, pals, buds, sisters, champions, fuck buddies, lovers, a couple! Oh my! What do you say, my little Sunshine?”
Abe flies her inside the perimeter of a university with a bunch of technologically advanced stuff on it. She jumps off mid flight and lands movie star style onto the back of a large war elephant. Bonnie makes an elephant sound and it charges through three walls until stopping inside a lab with a bunch of AI stuff in it. People are seen running and screaming as she dismounts.
”Aelita, I’m sorry, hun. It just isn’t gonna work with us as a team. You’re one bad day away from going full Skynet crazy and you have the tools to destroy city blocks probably. Hell, you’re probably the most dangerous in this match. That’s why I’m here in this lab. I need to find out as much about you as possible. How do I turn off your programming? Things like that. Speaking of that…”
She makes a plethora of bird sounds and an army of birds fly in through the crashed wall. They break off into teams and with combined strength in teams, they carry away various computers and other electronic programs plus handbooks that hopefully contain info on Aelita’s operating systems.
”I’m gonna figure out how to shut you off quickly, Aelita. You’re scary. You’re not of nature. I encourage the rest of you in this match to do the same with Aelita lest she destroy us all first!”
Security rush in but are scattered by the war elephant swinging its massive trunk at them. This allows Bonnie to dart away outside, call upon Abe, and then fly away on his back.
”Whew! That was close! Now off we go to get some sparring in with some of my other opponents’ kin, but while we’re in flight let me address you, Billy Valentine. Buddy, I heard you’re part clueless and part arrogant, so you’re prolly the type of guy who’d cancel a date with a beautiful woman so you could enjoy your own company. Heh. Is it true that you don’t want to be the best? That’s odd. You better come at us with some fight in this match though, regardless, because I’m a warrior. I love to brawl. I once intentionally got COVID just so I could fight it. I’m the type of gal who gives nightmares to my own dreams! So you better not be in that ring looking at yourself in a handheld mirror, cause if so I’m gonna Kangaroo Kick your head so far from your body they’re gonna have to send a search party into the nose bleeds to find it.”
And just like that… SWOOOSH… Abe detours into a sharp dive. The colossal bird lands on the roof of a McDonalds in the low income high crime area of a big city. Bonnie dismounts, parkours off the roof onto the McDonald’s playground play pin thingy which thankfully doesn’t have children in it, then parkours off it into the lobby. In a blur she bypasses the waiting line and goes into the kitchen as if she owns the place. Everyone has their phones out recording it. Lots of shouting going on.
”Well met, everyone! I hear y’all are of “Big Mac” Micky D ilk. He’s one of the folks I gotta wrestle this week and I heard he’s unorthodox, and draws his ring prowess from this place. Or something. I need to get some good sparring in on his peeps so I can better prepare myself. So, put that stuff down and let's get to it!”
She gets in a fighting stance. One worker, visibly miserable and in her 50s, ain’t having this shit and immediately clobbers Bonnie from behind with a tray. Everyone immediately dog piles Bonnie and begins beating the brakes off her.
Scene cut to the outside of the McDonald’s. Two cop cars roll up running code. Abe swoops in and lifts the cops cars (with officers inside) with his talons and takes them to a nearby rooftop, whereupon he gently places them on then absconds.
Cut scene back to McDonald’s. Bonnie emerges from the eatery covered head to toe in all manner of condiments, grease, and has suffered some burns. She looks a mess but she’s smiling and got a good workout. Apparently she overcame the odds. One bird call later and she’s whisked away by Abe.
(Abe is the size of Drogon from GoT. Like this size)