Post by tjalexander on Sept 20, 2022 15:27:39 GMT
(The scene opens up with the backdrop of Wrestleverse in camera, as we see that TJ Alexander steps in front of the camera, TJ who is wearing some blue jeans, a blue zip-hooded jacket with the hood over his head.)
“It’s going to be our fourth show this week at Eternal #4 and since its inception I’ve not been able to pick up a win, I’m probably the only guy on the roster without a win, right now I should be enjoying the fact that I had the opportunity to face Cruze for the Eternal championship but now I have to shoulder the blame onto myself and dig deep and find that win.”
(TJ frowns)
“That win should have came last week against Jaice Wild but it didn’t Jaice Wild snuck a win and bested me, I am more frustrated with myself because everywhere I am competing in I am on fire, I am competing for championships and being on pay-per-views, but now here in wrestleverse I’m without a win, and even my next match is confusing as hell.”
(TJ pauses)
“I knew from day one that wrestleverse was gonna’ be weird, quirky and out of the norm, but my opponents this week is a head-scratcher to say the least, first we have Shrenk who is some big-monster looking thing who thinks his a pig or something.”
(TJ scoffs)
“Then we have Robert Feast who is some sort of catman like person, who I thought Max-=Files was strange, but this is downright weird as fuck.”
(TJ pauses)
“But I guess I gotta direct my attention to Shrenk, the pig-wannabe monster who may or may not be a pig or has a pig with me, either way I have a question for Shrenk? What kind of pig are you? Because I think you’re a hybrid pig between a Barrow and a piglet, and in case you don’t know what a Barrow is in pig terms, it means a castrated male, now from the look of you you’d scare any women away, pig or no pig, and a piglet is a very young pig with immature intelligence, and right from there you have the one and only Shrenk, and Shrenk believe me I know most people think pigs are the dirtiest animals alive, but in fact there not, but you Shrenk are the dirtiest person or thing I have ever been inside the ring with, and I’m looking for the quick and fast win against you.”
(TJ pauses)
“Then we have Robert Feast who’s some sort of cat-like person or thing, I guess the zoo’s around here are missing animals and cats are known to be smart animals, through their hunting for food, but in the English proverb states For three he plays, for three he strays and for the last three he stays well the last three that the cat has, you are not staying, it’s going down to one and I’m gonna do the unthinkable and kill a cat.”
(TJ pauses)
“I’m gonna prove that the English proverb wrong and show the world that the cat does not have nine-lives but only one.”
(Scene ends)
“It’s going to be our fourth show this week at Eternal #4 and since its inception I’ve not been able to pick up a win, I’m probably the only guy on the roster without a win, right now I should be enjoying the fact that I had the opportunity to face Cruze for the Eternal championship but now I have to shoulder the blame onto myself and dig deep and find that win.”
(TJ frowns)
“That win should have came last week against Jaice Wild but it didn’t Jaice Wild snuck a win and bested me, I am more frustrated with myself because everywhere I am competing in I am on fire, I am competing for championships and being on pay-per-views, but now here in wrestleverse I’m without a win, and even my next match is confusing as hell.”
(TJ pauses)
“I knew from day one that wrestleverse was gonna’ be weird, quirky and out of the norm, but my opponents this week is a head-scratcher to say the least, first we have Shrenk who is some big-monster looking thing who thinks his a pig or something.”
(TJ scoffs)
“Then we have Robert Feast who is some sort of catman like person, who I thought Max-=Files was strange, but this is downright weird as fuck.”
(TJ pauses)
“But I guess I gotta direct my attention to Shrenk, the pig-wannabe monster who may or may not be a pig or has a pig with me, either way I have a question for Shrenk? What kind of pig are you? Because I think you’re a hybrid pig between a Barrow and a piglet, and in case you don’t know what a Barrow is in pig terms, it means a castrated male, now from the look of you you’d scare any women away, pig or no pig, and a piglet is a very young pig with immature intelligence, and right from there you have the one and only Shrenk, and Shrenk believe me I know most people think pigs are the dirtiest animals alive, but in fact there not, but you Shrenk are the dirtiest person or thing I have ever been inside the ring with, and I’m looking for the quick and fast win against you.”
(TJ pauses)
“Then we have Robert Feast who’s some sort of cat-like person or thing, I guess the zoo’s around here are missing animals and cats are known to be smart animals, through their hunting for food, but in the English proverb states For three he plays, for three he strays and for the last three he stays well the last three that the cat has, you are not staying, it’s going down to one and I’m gonna do the unthinkable and kill a cat.”
(TJ pauses)
“I’m gonna prove that the English proverb wrong and show the world that the cat does not have nine-lives but only one.”
(Scene ends)
