Post by kylewilliams on Sept 20, 2022 16:16:06 GMT
We open on the back of increasingly popular YouTuber Tilly Hughes as she makes her way across a small gathered crowd in a mall. As she approaches the front, she can make out a slew of questions:
Man 1: When are you going to fight the roo?
Man 2: Is it true you’re going to compete in a knife, mace and whip match?
Woman 1: Everyone else has something special about them there, why don’t you?
Tilly continues to push her way to the front where she spots an exasperated Kyle Williams sat on a bench attempting to enjoy a milkshake, he gives a faint smile at the sight of her then nods towards the crowd and rolls his eyes.
Tilly: Hi everyone! Thank you for your interest in Mr Williams here but I’m afraid he has a prior engagement I must take him away for. Make sure you see him in action on the next episode of Eternal!
Man 2: What just like we saw him in action on the last episode?
Woman 2: Yeah what the hell was that??
Tilly: (To Kyle) Let’s get out of here.
The two make their way through the crowd, Kyle doing his best to avoid everyone as they head towards the parking lot and Kyle’s travelling home/RV.
Tilly: You’re going to have to get used to that I’m afraid, fame and gold comes at a price.
Kyle: So does a diet of steak and potatoes but it’s not gunna stop me. What’s the prior engagement?
Tilly: It was a clever lie to get you out of there?
Kyle: Ohhh…you sneaky thing you.
Kyle checks his phone.
Tilly: Somewhere to be?
Kyle: No nothing like that.
Tilly: You okay? I know you just got mobbed but you seem a bit on edge?
Kyle: Just…be careful okay? Not everything is as it seems at Wrestleverse. Things are in motion now that’s going to change the landscape around here.
Tilly: What do you mean? You’re scaring me. Go back to fun silly Kyle.
Kyle: It’s fine. It’s probably fine. I’m just being paranoid okay? What did you want to do today?
Tilly: Is this to do with that letter you got the other week?
Kyle: Look don’t worry, I shouldn’t have said anything. Did you see Eternal?
Tilly: My job is to have a YouTube show that talks about wrestling, of course I saw it.
Kyle: How about those new talent sign ups?
Tilly: It’s a strange bunch, but that’s always been Wrestleverse’s MO right? What’s another android, kangaroo and Shrek impersonator thrown into the mix.
Kyle: Heh, yeah.
Tilly: (Visibly concerned) You sure everything’s okay?
Kyle: Course. Tell you what, Danny was telling me about a Maxi Golf course he opened up round here, up for a few rounds? We can do an interview there.
Tilly: You mean mini golf right Kyle? Right?
2 hours later
Kyle is seen physically straining as he attempts to push a 4 foot golf ball up a large hill, he is cursing and sweating profusely.
Tilly: It’s your own fault for hitting it so far off course.
Kyle: I’m used to smaller balls.
Tilly: I’m sure you are.
Kyle manages to heave his ball back onto the anti-grav green as it starts hovering a couple of feet off the ground. He gives it a big push, the force of the specially made gloves propel it forward towards the hole.
Kyle: This is actually pretty fun.
Tilly: I just dunno if we ever needed a giant version of this game.
Kyle: I hear he’s working on a huge version of hungry hungry hippos next, with real hippos.
Tilly: So next show, teaming up with Amelia once again but this time you’re joined by Kelly Penkzee-Nelson. For someone whose always worked solo you’re starting to team up a lot.
Kyle: Yeah well when you represent the tag team division like I do it’s bound to happen. And that’s fine. We’ve not seen KPN in action yet but she better bring it when she’s out there with the Parallel champions. Amelia and I have proven already that when it comes to tag teams in Wrestleverse, we are one of them.
Tilly: Can’t argue with that.
Kyle: And I have received literally several emails from all over the globe from people who told me what a good job I’m doing and one nice man who sent me discount codes for pizza.
Tilly: This is it, you’ve made it. Peak fame.
Kyle: And then there’s our opponents. CruZe man, you’ve been whining since the moment I met you: oh no I got ganged up on, poor me I’ve never won the big one. I mean you managed to beat Reynolds last show but that was only thanks to your Dad or whoever that is. So you’re not the talented one in your group because you just seem to rely on your legs and friends, you’re certainly not the charismatic one, so just what good are you?
Tilly: Ouch, bit unnecessary.
Kyle: And man if I haven’t met a hundred ‘Murder Ninjas’ before. It’s like they asked a 12 year old to say two words they think are cool and turned it into a stage name. Hey dude, so cool having a nonchalant attitude and drinking coffee, so edgy.
Tilly: Kyle, what the fuck?
Kyle: And poor Quinn, always so close and yet so far. Just can’t seem to win the matches when they matter can ya big guy? I mean the most you can hope for is just fading into obscurity and people forgetting your name a whole 2 hours after you’ve gone.
Tilly: Jesus Kyle this isn’t you.
Kyle stares at her for a moment before coming to terms with how he’s been.
Kyle: No you’re right, I apologise. Gunna be a great match, lot of talented people sharing that ring. (Kyle checks his phone again) I’m gunna bounce, sorry about that. I’ll be feeling better soon. Promise.
Tilly: I hope so.