Aiden Reynolds/KERBEROS vs. Jaice Wilds/Addy A
Dunklin Frewbly: The following match is your main event tonight and it is scheduled for one fall…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
The opening chords of “UltraNUMB” by Blu Stahli fills the arena as the lights go dark. Several flashes of blue and green lights illuminate various parts of the arena and entrance ramp to the beat of the song, all stopping with a cascade falling at the top center as Blue Stahli screams…
YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!!!
At this point, the fans begin roaring as Jaice Wilds is spotted on a platform a few feet above the ramp. He raises his arms into an X, taking a moment to watch the crowd respond in kind before…
3! 2! 1!
Wilds flips forward off the platform, landing superhero style on the ramp below. He looks up, removing the hood from his face and tossing his shades into the crowd. He starts down the ramp, taking some time to slap random fives and bump fists.
You want it full frontal, over-stimulation
So say a benediction, For a new addiction
In voyeuristic overdrive
(Here comes the countdown)
Dunklin Frewbly: Introducing first…
(Three)
This is the new flesh
Dunklin Frewbly: From Puerto Vehlo, Brazil; weighing in at one hundred and eighty-four pounds!
(Two)
This is the open door
(One)
We've got everything you wanted…
Dunklin Frewbly: He is the Inevitable! JAICE! WIIIIIIIILLLLLLDSSSS!!!
Wilds stops at the bottom of the ramp, taking in a deep breath and signing the rosarie before launching forward, corkscrewing himself to fly between the top and middle ring ropes and rolling to his feet once inside the ring. He looks to each side of the ring, the fans on their feet as he heads for a turnbuckle.
You want it all right now (ULTRAnumb)
Right now
(Three, two, one)
Violated, So degraded
The show has just begun
(Three, two, one)
Dominated, By all you hated
This will make you ULTRAnumb
(Three, two, one)Hannibal Buress: Jaice has been on the rise lately and with a big win in last week's contendership match, finds himself just about a month away from his biggest chance in Wrestleverse to date!
Wilds nods to the crowd, throwing up the X as the fans chant "X-Treme!" to their hero. He drops to the mat, running up to each remaining turnbuckle and repeating the taunt as the crowd continues to roar in approval. He takes his team’s corner as he awaits his teammate.
The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena.
"I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?"
Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory.
"It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been"
She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around.
"I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans"
Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin.
"Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a"
When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand.
Dunklin Frewbly: And his partner, coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Naida West: Big signing, big match on the horizon, and a BIG debut tonight for Action Wrestling megastar, Addy A!
As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Addy takes her place next to Jaice as they chat amongst themselves presumably discussing strategy.
“Would You Still Be There?” by Of Mice and Men plays now as KERBEROS and the Wrestleverse Champion Aiden Reynolds make their way out from the entrance curtains. The fans cheer them on as they make their way to the ring, Aiden hypes up the crowd around him as KERBEROS just glares at their opponents within the ring.
Dunklin Frewbly: And their opponents, representing Wolfslair, THE KATAKLUSMOS… KERBEROOOOOOOOOOS and the WrestleVerse Champion, The Australian Wolf… AIDENNNNNNNN REYNOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS!
The two make their way to the ring then enter one after another. KERBEROS glares down their opponents before both men mount the middle ropes near the center of the ring. KERBEROS just glares out toward the audience while Aiden puts his arms out to his side with the Wrestleverse title in one hand. Once they get down from the middle rope, they chat amongst themselves and decide that Aiden Reynolds will start.Naida West: Two men who whether they're best friends or not, it doesn't matter. Wolfslair ALWAYS locked in and in sync!
Hannibal Buress: They're dangerous, Naida. There's a reason they've been a concern as a unit for the rest of the locker room.
On the opposite side of the ring, Jaice Wilds and Addy A have apparently decided Wilds will begin the match on their behalf as Addy A steps out onto the apron. The referee calls for the beginning bell…
DING DING DING!
For the first couple seconds, Jaice and Aiden talk to one another while circling the center of the ring. They lock up for the first time, but Reynolds clearly has the strength advantage as he easily shoves Wilds off into the ropes.Naida West: Getting a little testy right away!
The force of the shove is enough to cause him to rebound back in Reynolds’ direction so Aiden goes for a clothesline, but Jaice ducks underneath and runs the opposite ropes.Hannibal Buress: Fast pace from Jaice!
Reynolds tries to swing for Jaice again only for the smaller man to duck underneath once more and run toward the ropes again. This time he does a front handspring into the ropes, bounces off, and comes back with a back elbow that drops Aiden Reynolds with the momentum.Naida West: Fired up right away!
Jaice doesn’t see an opportunity to go for the pin, but rather continue his assault as he takes to the ropes again. This time he springboards off of them and catches Reynolds with a springboard front dropkick, leveling Aiden back toward his own corner. Aiden pulls himself back into his team’s corner prompting KERBEROS to tag himself in.Hannibal Buress: Realizing the momentum is going the other way and looking for the TO. Great strategy by the world champ!
Jaice keeps his distance from the opposing corner realizing it might be unwise to try to go straight on the attack. When KERBEROS steps up to him, Wilds begins laying in the fast, low kicks to the legs and sides, staggering the Wolfslair representative.Naida West: Wilds has come out looking intense!
Wilds sees an opportunity to strike as he runs off toward the ropes again. Unfortunately, as he comes back KERBEROS already charging at him and sends him flying like a rag doll back into the ropes with a running European Uppercut!Hannibal Buress: Big time counter from Mr. All Caps!
Jaice keeps his feet thanks to the ropes, but as he bounces back toward his opponent, KERBEROS hits an Exploder Suplex! He then runs the ropes and catches Jaice with a running PK after rebounding.Naida West: Big time power from arguably the biggest hitter in the company!
Instead of going for the pin though, he turns to his corner and tags Aiden back in as if making a point. Aiden seems a bit confused by this, but gets down and attempts a pin.
1…
2-KICKOUT!Hannibal Buress: Quick kickout there. Not gonna be that easy!
Aiden peals Jaice off the canvas then scoops him up and slams him down. He then rebounds off the ropes and hits a running version of his summersault plancha directly on Jaice’s mid-section. He then goes for a fairly nonchalant cover.Naida West: Champ doing what he does best and that's entering the driver's seat and chipping away at the competition!
1…
2…
Jaice reverses it into a crucifix pin!
1…
2…
Aiden rolls through it and back up to his knees, but Jaice barrel rolls toward him and catches him with a sick roundhouse kick to the side of the head, sending Reynolds to the mat on his butt.Hannibal Buress: Beautiful counter!
Jaice forces himself to his feet and heads back to the ropes once again. Unfortunately, though, Aiden Reynolds has already recovered by the time he comes back so Wilds gets planted with a sickening Double A Spinebuster! He quickly goes back into the cover, this time covering his opponent in a more serious manner.
1…
2…
NO, Addy A makes the save!Naida West: Just in time!
As Addy goes back to her corner, Aiden curses under his breath as he picks Jaice back up to his feet. Jaice drops down and tries to scurry under Aiden back to his corner! He’s a fingertip away from making the tag to Addy, but Aiden grabs the leg causing Wilds to drop face first to the canvas! He then drags him back toward the middle of the ring.Hannibal Buress: Close, but not quite close enough. You know that's the most frustrating situation you can find yourself in when it comes to tag action.
Despite Reynolds holding his leg, Jaice is able to show impressive balance by getting up with one leg then clocks Aiden across the face with a lightning quick Enzugiri!Naida West: Hard hitting since the opening bell and they're not letting up anytime soon!
Now, Jaice has the time he needs as he leaps back to his corner and makes the tag to his fresh partner, Addy A! Aiden makes the tag too as Addy comes running into the ring. KERBEROS tries to get through the ropes in time, but Addy begins her assault when he’s only halfway through!Hannibal Buress: Hot tag made and Addy is going apeshit!
After her quick, messy assault in the ropes, she kicks the middle ropes into KERBEROS’ groin causing him to finally get completely into the ring. Unfortunately for him though, he’s in some real pain.
Naida West: Aggressive and dirty is signature Addy A!
Aiden tries to help out by grabbing at Addy, but she just rebounds off the ropes in front of him and sends him off the apron before turning her attention back to The Hound who is still coughing from the pain emanating from his groin.
Hannibal Buress: We've seen some uglier finishes tonight, some pulled out of nowhere. This one though, both teams are really pulling out the playbooks.
She doesn’t care about his pain needless to say as she runs to the opposite ropes and hits a basement dropkick right to his face, dropping him down once more.Naida West: The speed of Addy never fails to impress.
When Addy goes to lay in the fists to her grounded opponent, KERBEROS uses his strength to shove her off him and pulls himself to his feet only to be met with a spinning backfist that staggers him!Hannibal Buress: Uh oh..could mean trouble.
She then hits her Heartless Superkick sending KERBEROS staggering back toward the wrong corner where Jaice Wilds is waiting with a Superkick of his own that just causes KERBEROS to stagger in a daze back in the other direction toward Addy once again…Naida West: Could this be it?!
TENDERIZER!
Addy A pins KERBEROS as Jaice Wilds keeps Aiden Reynolds at bay before he can re-enter the ring.
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING!
Addy A and Jaice Wilds raise their hands in victory as an upset Aiden Reynolds charges into the ring, both of the smaller wrestlers dip out before Reynolds can do anything.Hannibal Buress: HUGE momentum win from two of our world title hopefuls!
Dunklin Frewbly: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners by pinfall… JAICE WILDS and ADDYYYYY AAAAA!
Jaice Wilds and Addy A exit the arena to cheers as Aiden Reynolds helps KERBEROS to his feet. That’s when we see Axis trotting his horse Reagan down to entrance ramp.
Hannibal Buress: What’s he doing out here?
Naida West: Well, he did say he would be here. Though, I must say this is a very odd time for him to make good on that promise…
The horse seems a bit upset and Axis seems to be concerned. We can hear him yelling about something to the referee who is still standing the ring.
Naida West: Did he just say he needs a veterinarian?
Hannibal Buress: That’s what I heard, but this ain’t the time or place for all that…
KERBEROS, frustrated from the outcome of the match, gets out of the ring to confront Axis.
Naida West: KERBEROS may have some bad intentions here…
Before we can even find out what his intentions are, KERBEROS is blind-sided by someone in a hood!
Naida West: WHAT THE HELL…?!
Hannibal Buress: DAMN!
In that person’s hand is the Eternal title, telling us all we need to know. The person unhoods themselves to reveal they are none other than — of course — CruZe!
Naida West: Why did he do that? I thought Axis and CruZe weren’t on the same page…?
Hannibal Buress: I guess you thought wrong. Just goes to show how persuasive El Gringo Loco can be. Man, Aiden is pissed.
As Aiden heads toward the ropes, unbeknownst to him, we see the Moonstone appear out of no where hovering in the middle of the ring behind him. It approaches the referee and glows eerily as Max Moonstone’s voice speaks through it to the referee.
“I am cashing in on Aiden Reynolds…”
Hannibal Buress: Did that damn rock just talk?
Naida West: Glad I’m not the only one who heard it…
The Moonstone lowers down into the referee’s hands. Meanwhile, Aiden curses CruZe and Axis with some very colorful language, but neither seem very bothered as Reynolds beckons them into the ring.
Dunklin Frewbly: Max Moonstone is cashing in!
The crowd roars as Aiden Reynolds is baffled. He turns to face toward the middle of the ring as the referee calls for the bell, but where is Max Moonstone?
DING DING DING!
Suddenly, there’s a flash of light and Max Moonstone flies out of it flipping through the air! He latches on to Aiden Reynolds neck with his legs and flips him over into a…
Hannibal Buress: MOONSTONE-CAN-RANA!
Naida West: Max hooks the legs!
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2…
3!
Aiden tries to kick out, but it’s too little, too late! Max Moonstone takes the WrestleVerse Championship from the referee and immediately exits the ring, meeting his partners on the ramp!
Naida West: I can’t believe that just happened!
Hannibal Buress: You better believe it. We got ourselves a new champ. Bravo. There’s no doubt in anyone’s mind now… The XBI is the most powerful team in the Wrestleverse.
Dunklin Frewbly: Your winner by pinfall and NEWWWWWWWWW Wrestleverse Champion… MAX “MaX-Files” HOPPERRRRRRRRR!
Naida West: I...I'm at a loss for words! What does this mean for Fatal?!
As he retreats up the ramp, both the new Wrestleverse Champion and the reigning Eternal Champion raise their titles up in the air as Axis grins while standing with his horse, patting her proudly on her neck as the show comes to an end.
