Post by Bonnie Derryberry on Oct 3, 2022 8:25:52 GMT
After mauling the competition on the latest edition of Eternal, Bonnie Derryberry is sitting on cloud nine. Actually, no, she’s sitting on the back of Abe, her gargantuan adult dragon sized eagle, who is soaring high in the clouds. Bonnie sees the Wrestleverse drone camera recording so she waves with giddiness.
”Hey er’one! I hope you enjoyed my victory on Eternal. I was surprised as anyone to be the only one to score the two pins. The level of talent in that ring on both sides was enormous. Not sure if that was beginner luck or if I am actually pretty da-gone good? Now I know what you must be thinking next; who oh WHO will be your tag partner when you challenge for the tag team champeenships. Welp, my pretty little Bonnie-boos, I’ll leave that up to the man in charge. I can’t be getting too focused on sorting a partner out yet because of the steep challenge coming up now.”
Like last time, Abe swings into a dive. It’s only now that the scene widens and we see a great white shark clutched in Abe’s talons. It’s thrashing hectically to get free but can’t.
”It’s gonna be me, The Murderous Ninja, and Quinn Castillo up against the Three DUDES! Yuppers, I’m super excited. I’m so excited that I have decided fighting them in the middle of the lake at Lake Mish-again simply isn’t enough fun. I’m upping the ante baybay! LET’S GOOOOOO!”
Abe swoops low and releases the great white shark into Lake Mish-again in the general vicinity of where the match will take place this week. The camera keeps with the shark as it impacts the water and we now see a bigger pan of the lake itself, where there’s actually now tens or hundred of sharks seen.
”I’ve been working all day getting these sharks and other fishes in here. It’s been a task, lemme tell ya! Thankfully my match is in a few days though and my partners are pretty damn badass. The Ninja that sooo totally murders has been slaying folks enough to get himself a title shot at CruZe. Quin came a gnat hair away from winning the moon match. And did you folks see Quinn and Ninja beat KPN and company? My team are proven badasses that can put aside differences and work together as a unit. As for our opponents…”
Bonnie feels the need to get some life or death training in to really get her juices flowing, so she does an epic movie style roll off the back of Abe and lands with both feet on the backs of two battle dolphins clad in armor.
This allows the viewer to see a full body shot of her, and as always she’s clad in virtually nothing except body paint on her unmentionables. Her breasts and lady part south of the navel are painted in the face likeness of the Three DUDES. Her butt cheeks are painted in the face likeness of Murder Ninja and Quin Castillo.
She’s a walking hype billboard for the match. As she surfs towards some sharks, she continues yapping about the Three DUDES.
”... The Three DUDES are a lot more dangerous than their paper thin bio suggests. I can tell right off the bat they are a cohesive unit firing on all cylinders. Just look at their combat moves. They know ALL of the best moves. And they’ve achieved the ultimate team move.. The fabled POWERSLIDE!”
A pissed off shark nears them, likely seeking revenge for getting plucked out of its home in another waterway, and pounces for an attack. Bonnie dismounts and mounts the shark’s back, grabbing its fin. The legendary predator fish goes underwater and the drone camera follows. Bonnie remains held to the fin and is pulling the shark’s eyes with her fingers while continuing her monologue about the Three DUDES.
”(in fish-water-bubble language to which subtitles appear to help the viewer out)... It wouldn’t surprise me if the Three DUDES are all brothers, maybe even triplets! All in all, dangerous as they may be, the crew seem like totally cool peeps I’d love to party with after the match, so hit me up DUUUUDES and let’s dooooo this!”
She plucks the eye free and the shark has had enough. It scurries free and swims as fast as it can away from Bonnie. Wrestleverse’s very own Animal Whisperer surfaces again and is Uber’d by the two battle dolphins from earlier. They take her near the shore where she sees a shit-ton of cops and game wardens with their lights all flashing. They’re pissed at her for dumping sharks in the lake. Apparently it’s illegal???
Anyhoo, Bonnie gives them the peace sign, CA-CAWS, and Abe picks her up and carries her high in the air. At her command, Abe then does a fly-by shitting on all the cop cars, submerging their vehicles in gross white giant bird turds.
We continue to fly with her as she pulls out a pre-rolled “greenleaf”, sparks it up and takes a few hits off it. She gives a parting salute to her partners and opponents alike, then the scene fades.
”Hey er’one! I hope you enjoyed my victory on Eternal. I was surprised as anyone to be the only one to score the two pins. The level of talent in that ring on both sides was enormous. Not sure if that was beginner luck or if I am actually pretty da-gone good? Now I know what you must be thinking next; who oh WHO will be your tag partner when you challenge for the tag team champeenships. Welp, my pretty little Bonnie-boos, I’ll leave that up to the man in charge. I can’t be getting too focused on sorting a partner out yet because of the steep challenge coming up now.”
Like last time, Abe swings into a dive. It’s only now that the scene widens and we see a great white shark clutched in Abe’s talons. It’s thrashing hectically to get free but can’t.
”It’s gonna be me, The Murderous Ninja, and Quinn Castillo up against the Three DUDES! Yuppers, I’m super excited. I’m so excited that I have decided fighting them in the middle of the lake at Lake Mish-again simply isn’t enough fun. I’m upping the ante baybay! LET’S GOOOOOO!”
Abe swoops low and releases the great white shark into Lake Mish-again in the general vicinity of where the match will take place this week. The camera keeps with the shark as it impacts the water and we now see a bigger pan of the lake itself, where there’s actually now tens or hundred of sharks seen.
”I’ve been working all day getting these sharks and other fishes in here. It’s been a task, lemme tell ya! Thankfully my match is in a few days though and my partners are pretty damn badass. The Ninja that sooo totally murders has been slaying folks enough to get himself a title shot at CruZe. Quin came a gnat hair away from winning the moon match. And did you folks see Quinn and Ninja beat KPN and company? My team are proven badasses that can put aside differences and work together as a unit. As for our opponents…”
Bonnie feels the need to get some life or death training in to really get her juices flowing, so she does an epic movie style roll off the back of Abe and lands with both feet on the backs of two battle dolphins clad in armor.
This allows the viewer to see a full body shot of her, and as always she’s clad in virtually nothing except body paint on her unmentionables. Her breasts and lady part south of the navel are painted in the face likeness of the Three DUDES. Her butt cheeks are painted in the face likeness of Murder Ninja and Quin Castillo.
She’s a walking hype billboard for the match. As she surfs towards some sharks, she continues yapping about the Three DUDES.
”... The Three DUDES are a lot more dangerous than their paper thin bio suggests. I can tell right off the bat they are a cohesive unit firing on all cylinders. Just look at their combat moves. They know ALL of the best moves. And they’ve achieved the ultimate team move.. The fabled POWERSLIDE!”
A pissed off shark nears them, likely seeking revenge for getting plucked out of its home in another waterway, and pounces for an attack. Bonnie dismounts and mounts the shark’s back, grabbing its fin. The legendary predator fish goes underwater and the drone camera follows. Bonnie remains held to the fin and is pulling the shark’s eyes with her fingers while continuing her monologue about the Three DUDES.
”(in fish-water-bubble language to which subtitles appear to help the viewer out)... It wouldn’t surprise me if the Three DUDES are all brothers, maybe even triplets! All in all, dangerous as they may be, the crew seem like totally cool peeps I’d love to party with after the match, so hit me up DUUUUDES and let’s dooooo this!”
She plucks the eye free and the shark has had enough. It scurries free and swims as fast as it can away from Bonnie. Wrestleverse’s very own Animal Whisperer surfaces again and is Uber’d by the two battle dolphins from earlier. They take her near the shore where she sees a shit-ton of cops and game wardens with their lights all flashing. They’re pissed at her for dumping sharks in the lake. Apparently it’s illegal???
Anyhoo, Bonnie gives them the peace sign, CA-CAWS, and Abe picks her up and carries her high in the air. At her command, Abe then does a fly-by shitting on all the cop cars, submerging their vehicles in gross white giant bird turds.
We continue to fly with her as she pulls out a pre-rolled “greenleaf”, sparks it up and takes a few hits off it. She gives a parting salute to her partners and opponents alike, then the scene fades.