Wrestleverse Presents: Fatal

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Opening Segment

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We open up on the ring in the backlot at Universal Studios, Denzel Curry in ring performing for the crowd as shots of competitors from tonight's matchup are woven through the performance. We see Scuffed God's unfortunate past few match results, shadowy figures hanging from hooks, a frozen lake, the stripped back brawl between CruZe and Murder Ninja, Bonnie and Roo's path to challenge for the tag titles, and finally the all out brawl between the competitors in the Fatal cage match.

Denzel Curry: WRESTLEVERSE! THANK YOU!

As Denzel's performance concludes, we cut to the announce table where Hannibal and Naida greet the viewing audience.

Naida West: Ladies and gentlemen and folks beyond the binary, welcome to Fatal! Tonight, careers get altered and the FUTURE of Wrestleverse potentially changes forever!

Hannibal Buress: Hell, the future of some careers could change as well. We've got weapons, we've got stipulations. Let's fuckin' go to war.

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Booby Trap Deathmatch
John Truth/Hayley Robinson vs. Scuffed God/Robert Feast

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We come back to the ring, where Scuffed God and Robert Feast are already waiting for their opponents.

Dunklin Frewbly: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall…”

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Dunklin Frewbly: “And it is a Tag Team Booby Trap Death Match! Already in the ring, at a combined weight of 487 pounds… Scuffed God and Robert Feast! And their opponents…”

The lights dim as “Redneck Stomp” by Obituary kicks up. At the entrance, Hayley “The Raven” Robinson emerges from the entrance tunnel headbanging. The crowd seems to love her energy so they cheer for her. Behind her, John Truth comes out of the tunnel. He seems not quite so enthusiastic. In fact, he even cups his hands over his ears, clearly mocking Hayley’s loud music.

Dunklin Frewbly: “At a combined weight of 330 pounds, John Truth and Hayley ‘The Raven’ Robinson!”

Naida West: “Here comes John Truth and Hayley Robinson. Truth doesn’t seem to like Hayley’s taste in music…”

Hannibal Buress: “Can’t say I blame him.”

Hayley walks down the entrance ramp and throws up some devil horns to the crowd who cheer her. Fans throw up devil horns back at her. Meanwhile, John Truth disappears back through the tunnel for just a moment seemingly having forgotten something. He re-emerges with some odd contraption that includes a set of headphones which he looks to be scanning the crowd with.

Hannibal Buress: “The hell is this dude doin’?”

Naida West: “Your guess is as good as mine, Hannibal.”

Multiple times on their way to the ring, Hayley has to get John’s attention to get him to continue toward the ring rather than trying to scan the crowd. After a few long moments, they both finally make it to the ring, but John Truth still seems intent on scanning through the crowd with this device.

Hannibal Buress: “Someone tell this lunatic he has a damn match!”

Hayley seems to be right on that, but John Truth seems to be ignoring her. Finally, the referee steps in and forces John Truth to put his weird contraption away.

Hannibal Buress: “Finally!”

Naida West: “It’s taken a while, but it looks like we’re going to get this Tag Team Booby Trap Deathmatch started off. Whew, that’s a mouthful.”

Hannibal Buress: “I can’t wait to see someone get blown up or somethin’, Naida.”

Naida West: “I’d rather not see someone die if I’m being honest here…”

For a moment, Hayley and John seem to argue about who is going to start, but ultimately Hayley just concedes the start to Truth and just goes outside of the ring as the referee calls for the starting bell. Scuffed God and Robert Feast don’t have such a hard time choosing a starter as Feast stays in, and Scuffed God takes his place on the apron.

DING DING DING!

Naida West: “These two seem to argue about everything, Hannibal…”

Hannibal Buress: “Yeah, I don’t know how this is gonna work, Naida.”

John Truth seems to have a few more things to say to Hayley. Hayley jaw-jacks back at him some until Truth finally turns to focus on the match. Unfortunately, Robert Feast isn’t really waiting for him to get ready because the moment he turns around…

Naida West: “Pounce by Feast!”

As Feast sits atop a struggling John Truth, he begins pawing Truth’s chest.

Naida West: “Biscuit Strikes!”

Hannibal Buress: “Why does he even do that? It clearly doesn’t hurt!”

Of course it doesn’t, but John Truth is struggling to get out from the near-300-pound wrestler. In Truth’s corner, Hayley is just laughing at her partner.

Naida West: “Robinson seems to be enjoying this.”

John Truth gets a thumb in the eye that forces the big catman to let up and retreat.

Naida West: “Thumb to the eye by Truth there. What a cheap shot!”

Hannibal Buress: “Gotta do what ya gotta do, Naida. That was some embarrassing shit!”

As Feast walks around holding his eye, John Truth has the opportunity to size him up and charges at Robert as he’s turning around…

Naida West: “John connects with The Kick of Truth!”

Truth opts to talk a little bit of trash before he walks over to his corner and tags in Hayley “The Raven” Robinson.

Naida West: “Here comes Hayley!”

Hannibal Buress: “Hopefully her in-ring ability is better than her musical taste…”

Naida West: “I mean, she was trained by the well-traveled veteran Jacqui Monroe.”

As Feast recovers, he’s met immediately by a series of forearm shivers from Hayley. Unfortunately, because of his size, it doesn’t phase him very much, but that doesn’t stop Hayley. When Feast tries to swing a giant paw at her, Robinson ducks underneath and runs the ropes.

Naida West: “What a display of speed here from The Raven!”

Hayley comes back and catches Feast in the knee with a basement dropkick then runs the ropes again and hits a second basement dropkick to the side of the head!

Hannibal Buress: “Damn, this girl is fast!”

Naida West: “A pair of basement dropkicks have chopped Robert Feast down!”

Hayley mounts the top rope, and she waits for Robert Feast to get to his feet.

Naida West: “The Raven looking to fly here!”

Feast senses it though and immediately rolls away and tags in Scuffed God. Hayley has no other choice than to drop down from the top turnbuckle to her feet.

Hannibal Buress: “Smart call to abandon that high-flying move after the tag there.”

For a moment, Hayley and Scuffed God circle each other, but as they go to tie up, Hayley instead elects to go back to those forearm shivers which rock Scuffed God backwards. She backs him up to the ropes and whips him back to the other side. She halts him on the rebound with a kick to the gut, doubling Scuffed God over.

Naida West: “Hayley is going back off the ropes again!”

Hannibal Buress: “Scissors Kick!”

Naida West: “She’s going for the win here as she hooks the leg!”

ONE…

TWO…

KICKOUT!

Hayley pulls Scuffed God to his feet and leads him to her corner to tag in John Truth. Truth takes the opportunity to lay in the kicks in the corner.

Hannibal Buress: “When are we gonna see some of these supposed Booby Traps gonna go off?”

Naida West: “Booby Traps or not, this is still a good match.”

Truth gains wrist control on Scuffed God and pulls him out of the corner for a sickening short-arm clothesline. Scuffed God tries to reach out for a tag from Hayley?

Hannibal Buress: “I think that clothesline might have knocked that boy silly, Naida.”

Naida West: “I’d say. Scuffed God is nowhere near the right corner for the tag.”

John Truth kicks Scuffed God’s arm and slaps him over the head while talking trash to him.

Naida West: “This guy is an ass…”

As Scuffed God is trying to crawl away from his assailant, his legs get tangled in between Truth’s legs causing Truth to lose his balance and fall into his own teammate, knocking her off the apron!

Hannibal Buress: “Not sure whether or not to call that a drop toe hold, but it was somethin’...”

Naida West: “The referee says there was a tag made, but I don’t know if Scuffed God is aware of that.”

Scuffed God seems dazed, but gets to his feet and checks out the scene before him. He immediately walks over to the far ropes and calls for a brew! A Coors Banquet comes flying into the ring.

Naida West: “Looks like someone is about to start Scuffing Up!”

As Scuffed God is about to crack open the can, John Truth grabs him by the pants and pulls Scuffed God into the ropes causing SG to drop the brew!

Naida West: “He’s not even the legal man!”

Scuffed God stumbles back across the ring, looking to try to get across to his team’s side of the ring, but The Raven springboards from the apron having recovered and hits a flying bulldog!

Naida West: “Raven’s Swoop!”

Hannibal Buress: “Damn, that girl can fly!”

As Hayley is getting back to her feet, she gets the can of Coors Banquet as she’s going to the turnbuckle. She mounts the turnbuckle and cracks open the beer before chugging it down!

Hannibal Buress: “Looks like The Raven’s Scuffing Up instead, Naida!”

After finishing the beer, Hayley crushes the can and tosses it into the crowd before standing and executing a picture perfect Inverted Shooting Star Press!

Naida West: “Raven’s Flight! She’s going for the pin!”

ONE…

TWO…

Robert Feast tries to break it up, but John Truth fights him off!

THREE!

DING DING DING!

John Truth begins to celebrate like he was the one who got the pin causing the crowd to boo him, but when Hayley begins celebrating the crowd ravenously cheers for her as she throws up devil horns to them and bangs her head to her music.

Hannibal Buress: “Seriously? Not a single booby trap in this Booby Trap Deathmatch. I feel a bit ripped off. But, does anyone like John Truth? Hahaha!”

Naida West: “The fans definitely love The Raven though.”

Dunklin Frewbly: “Your winner by pinfall… John Truth and Haaaaaayleyyyyyy ‘The Raven’ Robinsooooon!”

The referee raises both of their hands, but John Truth rips his arms away. Meanwhile, Robert Feast and Scuffed God try to recover on the outside of the ring when suddenly multiple small explosions go off around them!

Naida West: “Oh, my God! The match is over!”

Hannibal Buress: “Better late than never, I say! HAHAHA!”

Scuffed God shrieks and Robert Feast, whose tail is on fire, meows loudly as they both try to run away from the explosions. In the ring, John Truth falls to his ass and holds his chest, frozen in fear from the loud sounds of the explosions. As Scuffed God is running up the ramp, he trips over something unseen. Suddenly, a piece of the ramp, flips up like a trebuchet and sends Scuffed God flying over the ring!

Naida West: “Hannibal, WATCH OUT!”

Hannibal Buress: “OH SHI-!”

The commentators clear out as Scuffed God slams into their table and completely destroys it!

Hannibal Buress: “THAT WAS AWESOME!”

Naida West: “Scuffed God very well might be dead this time…”

Back in the ring, Hayley Robinson can’t believe her eyes, and John Truth seems to finally be recovering while the tech staff is using a fire extinguisher on Robert Feast’s tail.

Naida West: “We’ll get some staff out here to tend to Scuffed God and get this place cleaned up so we can continue with the night. We’ll be right back.”

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Amelia Segment

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Amelia ‘Wildheart’ Winston walks backstage, a little while before showtime, clad in a very ugly red and green Christmas sweater, hanging down long enough to cover her backside, her lower half clad in thick black leggings tucked into her standard wrestling boots and kickpads, her championship belt around her waist. She has a bit of a serious, contemplative look on her face, sipping a MegaSpark Orange Overkill as she strolls the back hallways of tonight’s venue. Her expression brightens a little as her gaze settles on someone, adjusting her path to walk over and greet them.

Amelia: “Hey big fella, ready for your match tonight?”

The camera pans slightly and we can see that she’s addressing Quinn Castillo as he's doing some last minute stretching, Amelia looking wayyyy up at the very tall grappler.

Quinn: Yeah. Don't care if Powers has us on wires like Cirque De Sol' for it, I'm winning that Moonstone tonight.

He studies Amelia's attire appreciatively.

Quinn: What's with the Christmas gear?

Amelia: “Break The Ice match, definitely gonna be too cold for the amount of skin I normally have on display in the ring, y’know? Kind of an auspicious way to go out for my last show… but at least no one’s gonna be putting hooks in me.”

Quinn: Pft. 'Only in the Wrestleverse', right? Break the Ice, Four Corners Suspension, it's one crazy stip after another.

His face becomes solemn.

Quinn: Heard that's one of the reasons you're leaving. Really a shame. You brought a lot of energy to this place, Wildheart. You're a class act. WV won't be the same without you.

Amelia breaks into a little grin.

Amelia: “Right, about that whole ‘leaving’ thing, I had a thought. See, we probably won’t ever see each other again after tonight and well, with that insane match you’re stuck in tonight I figured it might not be a good idea to wait til after the show so… you, me, empty locker room, no pants, right now, what do you think?”

Castillo's eyes widen. He gives a quick glance to the camera, and then back to her.

Quinn: Hell, yeah!

With a wide grin, Amelia grabs Castillo by the front of his tights, dragging him quickly into the nearest locker room, letting the big man kick the door shut behind them as we fade to black.

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Moonstone Match

Four Corners Suspension Match

Erik Holland vs. Axis vs. TJ Alexander vs. Savannah Sunshine vs. Quinn Castillo vs. Ross Hanson

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“Smoko” begins to play over the speakers. Out pops Ross Hanson, multi-tasking between jamming out to his theme song and looking like a really strong dude in a “Hanson, #44” custom Mighty Ducks jersey. Slapping hands on the way to the ring, he slides straight in underneath the bottom rope.

Dunklin Frewbly: The following is a Four Corners Suspension match, and it is for the Moonstone! Introducing first… Roooooss Hannnsooon!

Nadia West: Six superstars, one prize! Multiple big storylines in this one!

Hannibal Burress: I’m excited to see how Ross does!

The lights go dark in and around the ring. Within moments, the nearest lights are near the Incredible Hulk ride. The acoustics of "Zombie" fill every loudspeaker in the building. Suddenly, the metal part kicks in, and the megatron is lit up, slightly revealing a silhouette on the entrance ramp that turns out to be Axis doing his signature "Quadruple Horns" pose.

Hannibal Burress: LET’S GOOO! I love this song! *air guitar a la Pat McAfee*

Dunklin Frewbly: And his opponents! First, weighing in at 145 pounds… Aaaaaxiiiiiis!

Nadia West: Axis has been on a different level as of late- he’s undefeated since joining the XBI!

Hannibal Burress: He’s promised to cash in for the Parallel titles should he win. That might change if things go wrong in the main event!

Nadia West: Don’t forget about the title defense for CruZe later tonight.

Hannibal Burress: Of course.

Axis calmly yet menacingly walks down the ramp towards the ring. He glares at Hanson, then steps in the ring. Meanwhile, white smoke fills the entrance ramp as "Demi-Gods" by the Lab Rats and Slim J hits the PA System and TJ Alexander steps into the white smoke. He kneels down for a few seconds before heading down to the ring.

Dunklin Frewbly: From London, England, weighing in at 188 pounds… TJ! Alexaaaaanderrrrr!

Nadia West: TJ only recently got his first WrestleVerse win, but he certainly could have what it takes!

Hannibal Burress: The Moonstone could certainly elevate TJ to his first main title!

TJ gets to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He then leaps onto the turnbuckle and starts hyping himself up.

"Running Up That Hill" plays over the PA system as Savannah Sunshine appears. She walks down to the ring as the crowd sings along with the music. Savannah climbs in the ring and does a little twirl in the center.

Dunklin Frewbly: Making her way to the ring from CANDYLAND, USA… Weighing in at ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS… She is THE QUEEN OF CANDYLAND AND THE SWEET GIRL WITH A SOUR KICK… SSSAAAVVVAAANNNNNNAAAHHH SSSUUUNNNSSSHHHIIINNNEEE!

Nadia West: Savannah Sunshine looking like a million bucks tonight!

Hannibal Burress: She can definitely make a statement tonight! I’m excited to see what she’s got!

“Gasoline” by Audioslave cues up. Quinn Castillo comes out from behind the curtain and walks to the ring with no true theatrics. He pulls himself onto the apron by grabbing the second rope. Ducking inside, he starts to go to his corner, glaring at Axis on the way. Axis responds by pointing at his eyes, and then at Quinn, as if to say I’m watching you. Quinn gets to his corner, removes his vest, lets it drop outside, and waits.

Dunklin Frewbly: Next, from Hyannis, Massachusetts, weighing in at 255 pounds… Quinn Castiiiiloooo!

Nadia West: Things getting spicy between Quinn and Axis!

Hannibal Burress: Well, duh! It’s a rematch. What would you expect?

The lights suddenly completely shut off as a black and white film appears on the titantron; science-fiction buffs will notice it's part of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers trailer. We hear the panicked voice of Dr. Miles Bennell; and the crowd HITS THEIR FEET, cheering so loud it's almost drowning it out.

"Will you tell these fools I'm NOT CRAZY! Make them listen to me before it's too late!

...Listen to me. Please listen. If you don't, if you won't; if you fail to understand, then the same incredible terror that's menacing me will STRIKE AT YOU!"

Autonomous Combat System blares over the speakers as Erik Holland appears. He takes his sweet time making his way to the ring.

Dunklin Frewbly: Finally, from Silent Hill, weighing in at 303 pounds… Erik! Holland!

Nadia West: Pretty insane lineup for this match!

Hannibal Burress: Who will win the Moonstone?

Holland finally slides under the ropes, and…

DING DING DING!

Nadia West: Everyone comes to the middle now! It’s a free-for-all!

Hannibal Burress: Pandemonium out of the gate!

Nadia West: Axis gets out of there to catch his breath, but no rest for the weary- Savannah coming after him now!

Hannibal Burress: Axis moves out of the way, and Savannah dives into the turnbuckle! Axis rebounds off the ropes AND HITS THE BRONCO BUSTER ON SAVANNAH! The dropkick lands square on the back and she is hurt!

Nadia West: It seems everyone else is teaming up on Erik Holland! Four on one is too much and Holland goes up and over!

Hannibal Burress: TJ isn’t done! Under the ropes he goes… THE GAME CHANGER! WHAT A SUPERKICK BY TJ ALEXANDER!

Nadia West: No chance Holland is getting up for a hot minute!

Hannibal Burress: Wait! Here comes Ross Hanson to the outside and we’ve got a brawl at ringside!

Axis and Quinn Castillo are suddenly alone in the ring. They look at each other.

Quinn Castillo: (off-mic) You can’t handle this.

Axis: (off-mic) *chuckles* Try me.

Nadia West: Quinn and Axis going after each other now!

Hannibal Burress: Forearm from Axis!

Nadia West: Forearm from Quinn!

Hannibal Burress: Forearm from Axis!

Nadia West: Forearm from Quinn!

Hannibal Burress: Forearm from Axis!

Nadia West: Forearm from Axis! And another! And another! Quinn retreats to the corner…

Hannibal Burress: Quinn looking for a Big Boot, but Axis catches the leg and drives him into the mat! He’s going to the top rope now!

Axis moves his right arm in the shape of a cross and points toward the sky.

Axis: (off-mic) This is for you, buddy…

Nadia West: Axis turning around!

Hannibal Burress: MOOOOONSAUUUUULT!

Nadia West: HORNS DOWN! AXIS MOONSAULTS AND LANDS THE HORNS DOWN FLUSH ON QUINN!

Hannibal Burress: Man, he is tired!

Nadia West: Ross Hanson is back in the ring now! TJ Isn’t far behind!

Hannibal Burress: Everyone is tired right now!

The three look at the southeast ringpost. They touch it simultaneously, and the race is on!

Naida West: They touch the second! All three men in perfect sync!

Hannibal Buress: Measuring their opponent and hit the third! One corner left!

Naida West: Axis leaping for it, but TJ on his back! TJ trying everything he can!

Hannibal Buress: WAIT! ROSS HANSON IS FREE! THE TWO LOST SIGHT OF HANSON IN THEIR PURSUIT OF EACH OTHER!

Naida West: HANSON HITS IT! HE HITS IT!

DING DING DING!!

Dunklin Frewbly: The winner of this match and the holder of the Moonstone, ROSSSSS HANSON!

Hannibal Buress: Uh oh! The field is going up!

Naida West: This is painful to watch!

Hannibal Buress: It can end JUST like that folks! Ross Hanson in his debut picks up a career altering win!

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Danny Powers Segment

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The crowd cheers as we cut to the backstage area where Danny Powers can be seen sitting at his desk, feet kicked up as he eats pistachios and talks to someone on his bluetooth like a fuckin' tool.

Danny Powers: Look, we're losing people left and right. They say Wrestleverse is too WEIRD. People don't think Wrestleverse is WRESTLING enough. I want you to go out there and find me the best damn talent you can. I don't give a shit how much it costs. I'll pay them whatever they need. Just get me TALENT! 

He reaches up and hangs up the call and lets out a frustrated sigh as he shakes his head, popping another pistachio in his mouth as we cut away.

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Eternal Championship

Barebones Match

CruZe (c) vs. Murder Ninja

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The show cuts back to the ringside where we see that the staff has already stripped bare everything at ringside and in the ring from the barricade padding to the ring ropes covers.

Naida West: “Seeing the ring being built before the show aside, I’ve never seen anything like this…”

Hannibal Buress: “Yeah, real talk, Naida: This looks like something straight out of a nightmare.”

After the camera finishes panning across the ring area, “Vibin’” by Masked Wolf hits up across the arena. The fans get to their feet as Murder Ninja makes his way out to the ring. He looks ready for a fight for sure.

Naida West: “Here comes Murder Ninja. He may get his chance to finish what he started at Eternal #5.”

Hannibal Buress: “He had definitely had some bad intent. If it weren’t for Max Hopper, CruZe may be in a hospital on life support right now.”

As Ninja is entering the barren ring, he inspects all of the stripped down equipment along the way with a smirk on his face. He poses for the crowd on the middle ring ropes then takes his corner to await the Eternal Champion.

Naida West: “Murder Ninja seems eerily comfortable in that ring…”

Hannibal Buress: “Well, Naida, Ninja knows there’s no backin’ out now. Might as well get comfortable with the situation.”

The ominous beginning of “Seven Nation Army (Glitch Mob Remix)” by The White Stripes begins. Lasers begin scanning the entrance as smoke rises from the ramp. Unexpectedly, the crowd begins chanting along to the song.

Crowd: “OOOOOOOH OH-OH-OH-OH OH-OOOOOOOOH!”

As Jack White of The White Stripes begins the lyrics to the song, CruZe emerges from the entrance tunnel with none other than El Gringo Loco in tow. As the smoke clears away from CruZe, we can see that he isn’t wearing his normal ring gear. It’s basically just a pair of MMA shorts and that’s it. He’s not wearing his boots or even the synthetic skin that’s usually over his legs. The crowd just continues to chant along to the music as he looks around with a smirk on his face, amused with the crowd presumably. El Gringo Loco has the Eternal Championship cradled in his arms, of course.

Naida West: “CruZe isn’t even wearing his boots! Those legs are made of Titanium! That’s a little unfair, don’t you think?”

Hannibal Buress: “Not at all. This is a Barebones Match. CruZe is just livin’ up to the name of the match, Naida. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.”

CruZe’s smirk dissipates once his eyes come to Murder Ninja standing in the ring. He begins walking toward the ring with EGL following closely. Once he makes it halfway down the ramp, he suddenly halts and puts an arm out in front of El Gringo Loco before he takes another step forward. Confusion is written all over CruZe’s manager’s face as the Eternal Champion turns toward EGL and says something to him.

Naida West: “What do you suppose he’s saying?”

Hannibal Buress: “I don’t know, but whatever it is, El Gringo Loco doesn’t seem to be too happy about it.”

EGL seems to be trying to reason with CruZe about something, but CruZe seems to stand his ground. He then takes the Eternal Championship from EGL and points to the entrance tunnel. Needless to say, this sends the crowd into a frenzy as EGL walks toward the entrance tunnel and exits with frustration clear on his face.

Naida West: “I can’t believe that just happened! He sent El Gringo Loco to the back.”

Hannibal Buress: “CruZe may be making a big mistake here…”

CruZe slings the Eternal Championship over his shoulder and enters the ring, taking the corner opposite of Murder Ninja as his music fades out. As the referee calls both men to the middle of the ring with Dunklin Frewbly standing behind him, the crowd continues to chant to CruZe’s music despite it not even playing anymore.

Crowd: “OOOOOOOH OH-OH-OH-OH OH-OOOOOOOOH!”

Once the chant dies down, Dunklin begins his introductions…

Dunklin Frewbly: “The following match is scheduled for one fall…”

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Dunklin Frewbly: “It is a Barebones Match and it is for the Eternal Championship!”

The camera cuts over to Murder Ninja who has his eyes set on CruZe across from him.

Dunklin Frewbly: “Introducing first, the challenger… he is from Ozone Park, New York, weighing in tonight at 187 pounds… MUUUUUURDERRRRRR NINJAAAAAAAA!

Ninja poses while staring a hole through CruZe.

Dunklin Frewbly: “And his opponent, he is the Eternal Champion. Representing the Xtradimensional Bureau of Investigation… From the Emerald City… weighing in tonight at 235 pounds, CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZE!

CruZe raises the Eternal Championship up then hands it to the referee who raises it up in the air. The crowd is buzzing now as Dunklin Frewbly exits the ring and each competitor backs off toward their respective corners. The referee hands the title out of the ring before taking his place in the middle and calling for the bell to start the match.

DING DING DING!

Murder Ninja comes out of the gate with some fast offense as he charges straight for CruZe and hits him with a front dropkick that sends him into the bare turnbuckle!

Hannibal Buress: “Damn, he wasn’t waitin’ for an invitation, was he?”

CruZe drops to the wood of the ring face first, feeling all sorts of pain immediately. Unfortunately, for Ninja, he’s also hurting from the wood, but ignores that pain and immediately returns to his feet.

Naida West: “Murder Ninja is getting CruZe to his feet.”

Hannibal Buress: “Oh! A scoop and a slam!”

Naida West: “Right on the wood!”

CruZe is writhing in pain from the impact on the wood. As CruZe pushes himself back to his feet, he’s met with a springboard crossbody block that causes him to slam right back down onto the hardwood below!

Naida West: “Murder Ninja is really taking advantage of that wood with these moves.”

Murder Ninja goes hooks a leg, but CruZe almost immediately kicks out at one.

Hannibal Buress: “It’s going to take a lot more than that. CruZe may be in pain, but he ain’t out.”

Murder Ninja lays some punches into the forehead of CruZe before tearing him to his feet once more. He Irish whips CruZe toward the far turnbuckle and follows in after him!

Naida West: “Murder Ninja has some bad intent here!”

CruZe vertical leaps up onto the turnbuckle causing Murder Ninja run directly into the bare turnbuckle! As a dazed Murder Ninja backs out of the corner, CruZe takes one look behind him then leaps backwards onto Ninja’s shoulders then…

Naida West: “REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER ON THE WOOD!”

As CruZe recovers, he leaps on top of Murder Ninja…

Naida West: “CruZe is looking for the win here!”

ONE…

TWO…

NO! Murder Ninja gets the shoulder up! CruZe double-checks with the referee who confirms the two-count and subsequent kickout. This gives Murder Ninja enough time to recover enough to roll out of the ring.

Hannibal Buress: “Smart move here by Murder Ninja. He’s putting some distance between himself and CruZe so he can recover.”

Naida West: “CruZe has other ideas though…”

Indeed CruZe does have other ideas as he rebounds off the ropes on the other side of the of the ring. As he does, it’s clear the ropes hurt him, but he doesn’t care much as he comes over the ropes with a Corkscrew Crossbody!

Naida West: “What a corkscrew crossbody!”

Hannibal Buress: “Ohhhh! Nobody home!”

Murder Ninja moves out of the way at the last second and uses his hands to send CruZe splatting to the concrete floor!

Naida West: “This is getting pretty brutal, Hannibal.”

Hannibal Buress: “Brutality’s the name of the game especially at Fatal! I love it!”

Murder Ninja pulls CruZe to his feet then sends him chest first into the unpadd barricade! CruZe seems breathless as he holds his mid-section. That’s when Murder Ninja puts CruZe’s head between his legs.

Naida West: “Oh, no…”

Ninja lifts CruZe’s legs up, but CruZe is able to counter-balance himself and lift Ninja up into an Alabama Slam position. He transfers the legs into an Air Raid Siren position then drops Murder Ninja’s neck across his knee!

Naida West: “Air Raid Siren Neckbreaker!”

Hannibal Buress: “CruZe just narrowly escaped being dumped on his head on that concrete… Wow!”

Naida West: “That was out of pure desperation. Both competitors are out right now.”

CruZe uses the bare edge of the ring to pull himself to his feet and roll into the ring.

Hannibal Buress: “CruZe playin’ it smart here…”

Naida West: “Murder Ninja is on the apron though…”

Murder Ninja springboards off the ropes toward CruZe…

Naida West: “PÉLÉ KICK BY CRUZE!”

Hannibal Buress: “DAMN! He caught him with those Titanium feet!”

CruZe is clearly worn out as he pushes himself to his feet again, urging himself on. He pries Murder Ninja off the mat and scoops him up then sets Murder Ninja up in a Tree of Woe!

Hannibal Buress: “Tree of Woe!”

Naida West: “What does CruZe have in mind?”

Hannibal Buress: “I don’t know, but we sure as hell ‘boutta find out!”

CruZe backs up into the opposite corner and points a finger gun at Murder Ninja. He pretends to shoot him before charging in…

Naida West: “TREE OF WOE CYBERNETIC KICK!”

Hannibal Buress: “Into a bare turnbuckle, Naida!”

Crowd: “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”

CruZe drags Murder Ninja’s seemingly lifeless body over to him and slowly hooks the leg. The crowd counts along with the referee…

ONE…!

TWO…!

THREE!

DING DING DING!

Naida West: “CruZe retained the Eternal Championship!”

Hannibal Buress: “You sound oddly excited about that…”

Naida West: “What? He showed surprisingly a lot of heart tonight.”

Dunklin Frewbly: “Your winner by pinfall and STILLLLLLL Eternal Champion… CRUUUUUUUUUUZE!

The referee hands CruZe the Eternal Championship as he stumbles around the ring. He steadies himself and hoists the title up as the crowd begins chanting to his music once again.

Crowd: “OOOOOOOH OH-OH-OH-OH OH-OOOOOOOOH!”

Naida West: “This Orlando crowd is hot tonight!”

CruZe stumbles out of the ring with his title and exits as the crowd continues chanting to his music.

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Amelia Segment #2

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We cut to the interior of a room backstage, Amelia ‘Wildheart’ Winston trying to catch her breath, bent over the arm of a couch with her leggings and long underwear down around her ankles, ugly Christmas sweater up around her midriff. Standing before her, breathing a little hard as well, TJ Alexander is tugging up his wrestling tights with a grin on his face.

Amelia: “I swear, I just tracked you down to see how you were doing after your match and to say bye.”

TJ: “Well, I am very glad you found me and wish you’d done so several shows ago!”

Amelia chuckles breathlessly, grinning up at him.

Amelia: “Right? Well, better once than never, eh?”

TJ: “Not complaining. Hope I helped you warm up for your match.”

Amelia: “Oh, I’m feeling very warmed up now.”

She straightens up slowly, fixing her own clothes.

Amelia: “So, uh… we should probably leave before Danny comes back.”

The camera zooms out and they are indeed very obviously in Danny Powers’ office.

TJ: “Right, yes, well… ladies first.”

TJ moves to open the door, holding it for Amelia, the pair sharing one more grin as she steps out and he follows and we fade to black.

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Parallel Championships
Break the Ice Match
Wild Things (c) vs. Bonnie Derryberry/Roo

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As Fatal returns from commercial break, the viewers are greeted with a shot of the announcer’s desk.

Nadia West: Welcome back! Up next, we’ll take a break from the action here in Orlando and head to the lake!

Hannibal Burress: That’s right, Nadia! It’s the Break the Ice match for the Parallel championships! It’s the Wild Things against Bonnie Dayberry and Roo!

The camera cuts to a frozen lake in a remote location. Part of the lake is surrounded by ropes. The two teams stare across at each other, Kyle shivering cause he's cold. Bonnie seems oddly comfortable with the situation while Amelia is bundled up in proper winter attire. Since there is no titantron or entrance ramp nearby, the wrestlers are already in the ring.

DING DING DING!

Nadia West: Here we go! Tag titles on the line! 

Hannibal Buress: We know this is Amelia's final match and she's going to be looking to go out with a BANG in Orlando!

Naida West: A frozen lake in Orlando though?

Hannibal Buress: Just roll with it. 

Roo stands confidently behind Bonnie as the naked lady and Amelia begin trading blows.

Naida West: The scary part here has to be the potential weak spots. You HAVE to be cautious in this situation or this could be over quick! How they got a ring IN the lake AND got the lake frozen, I have no idea.

Hannibal Buress: Again, don't ask questions. 

Kyle steps up to Roo and shoves a finger into the marsupials chest. 

Naida West: Jab to the bridge of the nose by Roo! Kyle felt that one!

As Kyle recoils, a wheelkick from Amelia drops Bonnie. Amelia kips up to her feet and ducks underneath a shot from Roo and leaps up, shoving both feet into the back of the big ol' fuckin' fucker.

Hannibal Buress: Dropkick from Winston!

Naida West: You weren't lying, Hannibal. She's here to make her last outing here count!

Bonnie is right back up and Amelia turns and responds once more.

Hannibal Buress: FLASH SMASH BY WINSTON! 

As Roo gets back up, it's Kyle who charges in with a crossbody that takes both competitors over the top rope and onto the ice.

Naida West: Again, dangerous territory here. Roo has that heavy base that can spell disaster for both competitors here!

Hannibal Buress: I mean, what happens if both fall through at the same time?

Naida West: Shit, that would be confusing. Let's hope we don't get to that point.

Amelia hoists Bonnie just enough to whip her into the corner. 

Hannibal Buress: Mounting the corner and some mounted rights as well!

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

8!

9!

Naida West: Bonnie lifts her up! Amelia spills over and into the ice!

There's an audible cracking sound as Amelia is ragdolled to the outside.

Hannibal Buress: These weak spots could add up.

Roo pushes up, contemplating a kip up of his own, but wisely deciding against it. Kyle rises and Roo jumps up with both feet extended.

Naida West: Dropkick avoided and Roo lands back first on the ice now!

Hannibal Buress: Another crack and this is getting scary early!

Bonnie rolls backward and up and over the ropes. She approaches Amelia who catches her with a drop toe hold that sends her face first into the ice.

Naida West: DAMN! 

Hannibal Buress: Bonnie's face damn near exploded! That's a broken nose if I've ever seen one!

Bonnie's face bleeds fuckin' everywhere and Amelia shoves some forearms into the back of her head.

Naida West: Sometimes, you've gotta play dirty and Amelia just rearranged her opponents' face!

She smashes Bonnie's face into the ice some more, slamming it down until there's a head sized hole in the ice. She holds it down, but Bonnie answers back by throwing an elbow back into Amelia's face.

Hannibal Buress: First hole opened up here, but you do have to put your opponent THROUGH the ice to win this one! We continue!

Naida West: Kyle with a senton to Roo and the cracks are spreading, folks!

Roo rolls Kyle over and turns to his side and extends a leg for a big side kick to the head.

Hannibal Buress: Kyle dropped!

Amelia recoils as Bonnie gingerly pushes her way upward. She measures up Amelia and runs forward for the curbstomp.

Naida West: Winston rolls out of the way and Derryberry stomps another hole through the ice!

Hannibal Buress: The lake is looking like a game of minesweeper right about now.

Roo is up. Kyle is up, but looks drunk on his feet. Bonnie is up and staring down Kyle. He turns back towards Roo and thinks "fuck that shit". Kyle runs at Bonnie, but is caught with a roundhouse that puts him in a daze. Suddenly, Bonnie runs behind him and puts Kyle down against the ice with a hurricanrana. 

Naida West: The next move could do it here! These four are NOT on stable ground right now!

Amelia gets to her feet next to Kyle and pulls her partner back to his feet. She smacks Kyle on the chest and points ahead at Bonnie and Roo. He nods and the two charge forward as the ice splinters and cracks beneath them.

Hannibal Buress: WATCH OUT!

Naida West: QUAD DROPKICK!

The ice gives way as Wild Things are sent through the ice and into the water below.

DING DING DING!

Hannibal Burress: WE HAVE NEW TAG CHAMPS!

Dunklin Frewbly: Here are your winners, and NEW Parallel Champions… the team of Roo and Bonnie Dayberry!

The referee hands the new champs their gold as rescue crew rush in after Amelia and Kyle.

Naida West: The champs went down fighting side by side! What a Hell of a showing tonight!

[Danny Powers (GM)]

KPN Interview w/ Church Mouse

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In the back, we see Church Mouse walking in the halls as she comes across KPN, who is going for her main event match coming up in a few

Church Mouse: KPN, quick, do you have any words for your match?

KPN stops in the middle of the hall as she looks up and down with her.

KPN: You got to speak louder then what I heard? The only thing I heard was quick words, which I do.

She eyes Church.

KPN: Tonight, this match is going to either make me or break me. I have people tell me that I don’t even belong in this match up.

She pulls out one of the bungee cords

KPN: Well I plan on making it far in this match and winning the World Championship. If you excuse me, I have a championship to win.

KPN walks away to her match as she is ready to go. Could this be the night?

[Danny Powers (GM)]

Main Event

Wrestleverse Championship

Fatal Cage Match

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Naida West: We’re here, folks! Main event time with a structure unlike ANY we’ve seen in the history of this sport. Hannibal, walk us through what we’re looking at coming down on us here.

Hannibal Buress: Two rings, a big ass cage split into two by roof and wall. The biggest thing here is that you can’t just worry about your opponent. These five have to not only worry about getting onto that third match, but their pacing in doing so. Can you get the win in early and earn yourself some resting time? That third match could see both competitors completely gassed.

The crowd does a big ol’ popperooni as the cage hits ringside and is secured in place.

Naida West: We could see the title change hands TWICE tonight in this structure. Five competitors and Max has his hands full. Hell, they all do!

"If I could find the words, if I could shake the world, if I could turn back time, Would you still be there?"

Of Mice and Mens "Would you still be there" hits as Aiden Reynolds pops out from the back in his wrestling gear and a Brisbane Broncos Rugby League jersey. He points to the fans over one side before running to the other to hype them up. He pops on the balls of his feet before sliding down to one knee and rubbing his hand on the entranceway before popping to his feet and making his way down to the ring, he runs and slides under the bottom rope and gets to his feet before going to the ropes and balancing himself on the middle rope with his arms out to the side.

Hannibal Buress: The inaugural champ is here and looks ready to get even with the man who took that title from him here tonight!

Warrior by Skarlett Riot kicks in as the fans are cheering big time. Out comes KPN, walking to the ring elegantly. She stops, does a spin with sparkles coming down. She walks down, greets the fans and makes her way into the cage opposite Aiden, waving with her fingers swaying in a domino rhythm.

Naida West: She’s heard it for weeks now. The narrative has been that KPN didn’t earn this, that KPN doesn’t deserve this opportunity and we know she’s out to squash that!

The opening chords of “UltraNUMB” by Blu Stahli fills the arena as the lights go dark. Several flashes of blue and green lights illuminate various parts of the arena and entrance ramp to the beat of the song, all stopping with a cascade falling at the top center as Blue Stahli screams…

YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW!!!

At this point, the fans begin roaring as Jaice Wilds is spotted on a platform a few feet above the ramp. He raises his arms into an X, taking a moment to watch the crowd respond in kind before…

3! 2! 1!

Wilds flips forward off the platform, landing superhero style on the ramp below. He looks up, removing the hood from his face and tossing his shades into the crowd. He starts down the ramp, taking some time to slap random fives and bump fists.

You want it full frontal, over-stimulation

So say a benediction, For a new addiction

In voyeuristic overdrive

(Here comes the countdown)

(Three)

This is the new flesh

(Two)

This is the open door

(One)

We've got everything you wanted…

Wilds stops at the bottom of the ramp, taking in a deep breath and signing the rosarie before making his way inside the cage. He looks to both opponents with focused eyes.

You want it all right now (ULTRAnumb)

Right now

(Three, two, one)

Violated, So degraded

The show has just begun

(Three, two, one)

Dominated, By all you hated

This will make you ULTRAnumb

(Three, two, one)

Hannibal Buress: Jaice drew criticisms from his approach to the signing at Eternal #5, but I think we’re going to see a VERY focused Jaice Wilds in the Fatal Cage!

The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena.

"I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?"

Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory.

"It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been"

She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around.

"I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans"

Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin.

"Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a"

When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Her facial expression changes as she side eyes Aiden and Jaice before turning her attention to KPN as she steps inside the cage.

Naida West: Addy A, another one of those big signings that Danny Powers threw the bag at to get here. Will the investment result in a new champion tonight?

The lights in the arena turn green as "Superstition" by Stevie Wonder plays. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Max makes his way halfway down the ramp before being stopped and frisked by an official who assists the champion in removing a comical amount of hidden gadgets from the trunks, pads, and boot areas. He makes his way inside, a face of crazed urgency worn as seconds spent waiting for the opening bell feel more like years.

DING DING DING!!

Hannibal Buress: Here. We. Go!

The men circle each other and it’s Aiden who goes in first, but Max steps back and allows the tie up between Jaice and Aiden. Meanwhile, the two women simply stare at each other.

Naida West: They really have not moved a muscle.

Hannibal Buress: Waiting to see who flinches first, I suppose.

Naida West: Headlock takedown from Aiden, pulling the legs over as well.

1!

Hannibal Buress: Kickout there and Max thought about the breakup.

KPN and Addy get closer, coming within tie up range themselves. Kelly goes for the tie up and Addy hesitates on it, opting to shove the right hand down the front of her pants first.

Naida West: Psychological warfare and we should expect no less from Addy.

Addy raises the vagina hand for the tie up and KPN responds with a wad of phlegm to the face which is met with some big rights from Addy that turns into a battle of infinite rights and lefts from both competitors.

Hannibal Buress: There it is!

Jaice and Aiden turn towards Max and nod before both charging in at the champ.

Naida West: Max ducking underneath and look! He’s scaling the cage now!

Hannibal Buress: Weak.

Max scurries up to the corner of the cage like Spiderman or some shit, sandwiching himself awkwardly between wall and ceiling.

Naida West: Well, you’ve got two options, I guess. It’s either go up and get him or turn your attention back towards the other challenger.

Hannibal Buress: He knows exactly what he’s doing. Max Hopper cares only about self-preservation right now.

Naida West: Addy going for the whip on KPN, but she shifts the momentum the other way.

Hannibal Buress: Addy to the cage wall, but just manages to stop herself short of impact. Smart to kick out the right foot there.

Naida West: Dropkick from behind! KPN sends Addy A into the steel!

Hannibal Buress: Nelson is unleashed here! Smashing the head of Addy A into that steel over and over!

She locks her fingers firmly around the hair and back of the head as she drags Addy’s face back and forth across the cage wall before eventually releasing a wobbled Addy.

Naida West: Addy is busted open BAD here!

Hannibal Buress: Holy shit. I think she likes it.

Indeed, Addy regains footing and drags index and middle fingers across the crimson mask before bringing them to her mouth and sucking it off.

Hannibal Buress: I feel like I’m watching a different kind of pay per view right now.

Jaice goes for a German on Reynolds, but Reynolds flips behind and goes for a German on Jaice which….leads to Jaice flipping behind and planting Reynolds with the German. The impact on the canvas causes a small shake of the cage which leads to a small foot slip for Max in his overlooking position.

Naida West: Pin by Wilds!

1!

2

Hannibal Buress: Quick shoulder up there and it’s Jaice who spins around with the headlock now.

Naida West: Aiden powering up though! Aiden with Jaice on his back!

Hannibal Buress: Jaice shoved back into the cage wall and LOOKOUT!

All three men fall in a nasty heap as the impact causes Max to fall from the corner of the cage and onto Jaice and Aiden in a nasty, botchy looking mess.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Naida West: That one did NOT look good!

While the three roll away from the mess of themselves, Kelly darts ahead with a spear for Addy.

Hannibal Buress: Split legged leap over Nelson.

Naida West: HEARTLESS BY ADDY A! KPN OUT COLD! THIS COULD BE IT!

1!

2!

3!

Hannibal Buress: NELSON KICKS OUT! NELSON KICKS OUT!

Naida West: It may be early, but the surprise sig there and that was like a 2.9999!

Hannibal Buress: She looks like she has her number with that one. No idea how KPN made that kickout happen!

Addy smacks both hands across the mat and wipes a fresh layer of blood from her forehead. She heads for the top rope and slashes a thumb across her throat before leaping off.

Naida West: AUSSIE KISS FROM ADDY A!

KPN’s body reflexively flinches at the contact and Addy smirks as she doesn’t seem content with a pinfall.

Hannibal Buress: She’s headed back up! I think she’s thinking Aussie Kiss number two!

Naida West: Taking flight once more!

Hannibal Buress: BOOT UP! BOOT TO THE CROTCH AND ADDY SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN!

Naida West: That cockiness backfiring big time! It may have been no more than instinct, but KPN with an important reversal there and both women are out!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Hannibal Buress: Aiden and Jaice back to their feet. Reynolds setting up the unprettier, but Jaice quickly shoves him off into the ropes.

Naida West: SPECTRE CYCLE! JAICE COVERS!

1!

2!

Hannibal Buress: Broken up by Max, Max Hopper laying into Jaice with the clubbing forearms!

Naida West: Last Hold of Atlantis! Claw submission locked in!

Hannibal Buress: Jaice has nowhere to go!

Naida West: REYNOLDS BREAKS IT UP! HOW THE HELL IS REYNOLDS BACK UP?!

Hannibal Buress: The heart of a champion on a full display right now and this crowd is eating this shit up!

Across the dividing wall, KPN has both of Addy’s arms pulled up as Ainsworth’s eyes look towards the ceiling. She stomps away at her face like frickin’ Bryan Danielson or something.

Naida West: She’s trying to beat the fighting spirit out of Addy A right now.

Hannibal Buress: This is the part where some of the mind games and the fun loving aspects of Addy A’s offense just completely fall by the wayside. This is about survival right now!

Naida West: Addy slips through it! Addy A with the roll up!

1!

2!

3

Hannibal Buress: Two and three quarters! KPN stays in it, but again, it’s that surprise counter that has these two left off guard.

KPN rolls through to her feet as does Addy who is immediately caught by Nelson.

Naida West: KPN! ROLLING CUTTER! SHE HITS IT!

Hannibal Buress: Addy deadweights on her though! That’s a pin!

1!

2!

Naida West: Nelson kicks out, but NOT the result you want from what I’m sure she thought was the finish!

Hannibal Buress: Man, that’s just bad luck!

Max looks to the ceiling and scrambles once more for the cage wall while Jaice and Reynolds begin to stir.

Naida West: The champ scaling the ceiling of this thing like monkey bars! What the Hell is he thinking!

Hannibal Buress: Reynolds to his feet! Max drops off!

Naida West: Buckle bomb from Reynolds!

The crowd goes nuts as Max gasps for air, holding at the back as he’s dropped to one knee.

Hannibal Buress: Reynolds up, Wilds up!

Naida West: XTREME DREAM! CRESCENT KICK DROPS REYNOLDS! NEW CHAMPION TIME!

Hannibal Buress: Max is up! Jaice thrown into the cage wall! Max covers!

1!

2!

3!

DING DING DING!!

Naida West: Max just stole one! Max retains in match one!

Hannibal Buress: No way! Jaice Wilds had it in the bag!

The cage door is opened as Reynolds and Wilds are helped out, Wilds arguing with the ref on his way up the ramp, cussing up a storm in Hopper’s direction.

Naida West: Just like that, Max Hopper awaits the winner of Ainsworth and Nelson!

Nelson moves to the cage wall and shouts out at a barely moving Max Hopper, still wobbly from the drops from the highest point of the structure.

Hannibal Buress: She wants Max bad! She knows the champ is hurt!

Naida West: Look behind you!

As she turns back towards the bloody Addy, she’s met by Addy climbing her and the cage wall and locking in the triangle choke!

Hannibal Buress: WAP IS LOCKED IN! ADDY HAS IT!

The two drop to the mat as a still bleeding and semi-blinded Addy A sinks the hold in deep.

Naida West: Could this be?!

The ref goes to check on the situation as Nelson turns purple. Addy lets out a primal scream as she sinks deeper. KPN manages to get out the right hand and extends a middle finger towards both Addy and the camera.

DING DING DING!!

Hannibal Buress: NO WAY! ADDY A AND MAX HOPPER! THE FINAL MATCHUP IS SET!

Naida West: Nelson fought til the very end, REFUSING to give in and it was the referee who had to make the decision for her!

Hannibal Buress: Then there were two!

The cage wall and ceiling are lifted off and Addy stumbles to her feet and makes her way through the ropes to the other side. Max pushed up to his knees and she grabs for his hair and lets out another scream before laying in with a series of rapid headbutts.

Naida West: This is what it’s going to take and she knows it.

She pulls Max to his feet, but Max jumps up and wraps his legs around her head.

Hannibal Buress: HOPPER CAN RANA OUTTA NOWHERE!

Naida West: He’s headed to the top! The champ has a chance to put it away!

Hannibal Buress: ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD! HOPPER HITS THE FROG SPLASH! COVER HERE!

1!

2!

3!

Naida West: NO! ADDY IS STILL IN IT!

Hannibal Buress: That was IT for Max!

Naida West: TRIANGLE CHOKE! TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN!

Hannibal Buress: Not quite playing possum, but not far off! Can Addy put this away the same way she did her first match!

Naida West: MAX HOPPER GETS THE ARM OUT! CLAWHOLD LOCKED IN AS WELL!

Hannibal Buress: Double submissions! Who is the first to pass out or tap out?!

The pressure from both holds causes both competitors to release. Addy takes a couple swipes to try to get the blood flow to settle down, looking like she’s lost buckets of it at this point.

Naida West: That blood has been a big problem to this point!

Max stomps at the mat as Addy gets back up.

Hannibal Buress: Hopper Can Rana numbero dos!

Naida West: ADDY FLIPS THROUGH TO HER FEET!

Hannibal Buress: TINDERIZER! ADDY A HOOKING THE LEG!

1!

2!

3!

DING DING DING DING DING!!

Naida West: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! ADDY A IS THE WRESTLEVERSE CHAMPION!

Dunklin Frewbly: Here is your winner AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW Wrestleverse Champion, ADDDDDDY A!

The cage is slowly lifted as Addy sits up, hunched over with her head hanging down and blood still dripping to the canvas. An official rolls in to hand her the championship while staff assists Hopper.

Hannibal Buress: One HELL of a match, one HELL of a fight, and one HELL of a big win from the new champion here tonight!

There’s a big ass pop as confetti rains from the ceiling and Addy staggers up, clutching the belt against her chest.

Naida West: Folks, we thank you for joining us tonight! Congrats to our champion! We’ll see you all at Eternal #6! Thank you and goodnight!