Post by axis on Jul 25, 2022 23:46:05 GMT
(The scene opens with a view of The Inn on Siesta Key basking in the Florida sun. The on screen text reads SIESTA BEACH, FLORIDA. 10:00 AM EASTERN. TEN HOURS UNTIL BELL TIME. The camera cuts to a room, where a couple is getting dressed in swimwear.)
Woman: James, are you sure you want to come swimming? You need time to get changed for the battle royale tonight.
James: Miriam, we already went over this. We'll go swimming, then we head over to where they're doing the show in our swimsuits. I'll change in the trailer.
Miriam: Oh, yeah... sorry.
James: (chuckles) It's alright. What matters is the fact that you were able to come with me to Florida (uwu face)
Miriam: Awww... (uwu face. They kiss.) Alright, I'm heading down to the pool.
James: OK, I'll be down there in a few minutes.
(Miriam exits. James watches her leave, then looks at the cameraman.)
James: Don't tell anyone you saw me nude.
Cameraman: (off camera) Uh... okay.
(James then turns to the camera.)
James: Hello. I am Axis. People always tell me that I'm the luckiest guy around. To be honest, they might be right. I've got a ranch, a loyal wife, and a cash flow bigger than anyone's area will ever be. But I'm not focused on that... tonight, the only thing that matters is fulfilling my dream.
Axis: (becoming serious) You see, the first step I ever took to becoming a wrestler was signing up for the Elite Answers Wrestling online. But when I came in for my contract signing, they took one look at me and decided that they didn't want me. They mocked me, they threw away my contract, they practically shoved their respect for me up their butt. But I will prove to every single person at that stupid Mokey Mouse company that disrespecting me was the biggest mistake in company history! By the time I'm done here, the same people that tried to throw shame on my name will be on their knees begging for forgiveness!
Axis: The strategy is almost the same from me as it is for everyone that has ever been in a battle royale. I will hurt people, hit them with my finisher and then clothesline them into the sand. When the bell rings to end the fight, Dunkin Frewbly will have no choice but to yell into the mic, "Ladies and gentlemen, your inaugural WrestleVerse champion... Axis!"
Axis: And then there's CruZe. Honestly, I have a lot of respect for the guy. But he lacks discipline. He lacks humility. But in a couple weeks time, I will walk into whatever arena we are wrestling at with the WrestleVerse title and walk out with the same title, but it will have oil stains on it. I will give CruZe the things he lacks. I plan on teaching him a lesson... confidence gets you started, but it doesn't get you far.
(He then signals for the cameraman to stop recording. The footage ends.)
Woman: James, are you sure you want to come swimming? You need time to get changed for the battle royale tonight.
James: Miriam, we already went over this. We'll go swimming, then we head over to where they're doing the show in our swimsuits. I'll change in the trailer.
Miriam: Oh, yeah... sorry.
James: (chuckles) It's alright. What matters is the fact that you were able to come with me to Florida (uwu face)
Miriam: Awww... (uwu face. They kiss.) Alright, I'm heading down to the pool.
James: OK, I'll be down there in a few minutes.
(Miriam exits. James watches her leave, then looks at the cameraman.)
James: Don't tell anyone you saw me nude.
Cameraman: (off camera) Uh... okay.
(James then turns to the camera.)
James: Hello. I am Axis. People always tell me that I'm the luckiest guy around. To be honest, they might be right. I've got a ranch, a loyal wife, and a cash flow bigger than anyone's area will ever be. But I'm not focused on that... tonight, the only thing that matters is fulfilling my dream.
Axis: (becoming serious) You see, the first step I ever took to becoming a wrestler was signing up for the Elite Answers Wrestling online. But when I came in for my contract signing, they took one look at me and decided that they didn't want me. They mocked me, they threw away my contract, they practically shoved their respect for me up their butt. But I will prove to every single person at that stupid Mokey Mouse company that disrespecting me was the biggest mistake in company history! By the time I'm done here, the same people that tried to throw shame on my name will be on their knees begging for forgiveness!
Axis: The strategy is almost the same from me as it is for everyone that has ever been in a battle royale. I will hurt people, hit them with my finisher and then clothesline them into the sand. When the bell rings to end the fight, Dunkin Frewbly will have no choice but to yell into the mic, "Ladies and gentlemen, your inaugural WrestleVerse champion... Axis!"
Axis: And then there's CruZe. Honestly, I have a lot of respect for the guy. But he lacks discipline. He lacks humility. But in a couple weeks time, I will walk into whatever arena we are wrestling at with the WrestleVerse title and walk out with the same title, but it will have oil stains on it. I will give CruZe the things he lacks. I plan on teaching him a lesson... confidence gets you started, but it doesn't get you far.
(He then signals for the cameraman to stop recording. The footage ends.)