Post by scuffedgod on Aug 10, 2022 14:41:06 GMT
well that last match didnt turn out good huh?
it turned out bad didn't it?
turned out bad for me cause i lost and that other guy won.
no other reason though i just need to do better i WILL do better and so i met with my coach and my coach told me "Scuf, can I call you Scuf?" and I said "that's a little weird and sounds like a dog nickname, but i need your wisdom so okay I suppose it will do." and he said in this voice like this like a guy from the 80s he said
"OOOOOOH SCUF WE GOTTA WORK ON THAT OFFENSE WE GOTTA SUPERCHARGE IT WE GOTTA SQUEAK THE WHEELS AND GREASE THE SPOKES IF YA FEEL ME IF YA PICK UP WHAT I'M PUTTING DOWN, MY BROTHER!"
Now I tell you my ears did hurt a little bit. He talked very very loud in them and that's no fun. He said "WE GOTTA WORK ON SOME NEW MOVES." and I said "got it" and he said "WE DO THE FOLLOWING!"
"ARM DRAG, ARM BREAKERS, ARM WRINGERS, ARM TOSS, ARM AND HAMMER, ARM YA GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA, SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINES, LONG ARM CLOTHESLINES, LARIATS!"
I was like "okay but wait aren't clotheslines and lariats the same thing or something?"
and he said "NO!" and so then he taught me all the ways and now my opponents will have to face the fury of the man with the plan who just doesn't give a hoot.
he's facing Scuf...fed God, the expert of both the lariat and the clotheslines. Get read, baby. Next stop is the next one.
it turned out bad didn't it?
turned out bad for me cause i lost and that other guy won.
no other reason though i just need to do better i WILL do better and so i met with my coach and my coach told me "Scuf, can I call you Scuf?" and I said "that's a little weird and sounds like a dog nickname, but i need your wisdom so okay I suppose it will do." and he said in this voice like this like a guy from the 80s he said
"OOOOOOH SCUF WE GOTTA WORK ON THAT OFFENSE WE GOTTA SUPERCHARGE IT WE GOTTA SQUEAK THE WHEELS AND GREASE THE SPOKES IF YA FEEL ME IF YA PICK UP WHAT I'M PUTTING DOWN, MY BROTHER!"
Now I tell you my ears did hurt a little bit. He talked very very loud in them and that's no fun. He said "WE GOTTA WORK ON SOME NEW MOVES." and I said "got it" and he said "WE DO THE FOLLOWING!"
"ARM DRAG, ARM BREAKERS, ARM WRINGERS, ARM TOSS, ARM AND HAMMER, ARM YA GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA, SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINES, LONG ARM CLOTHESLINES, LARIATS!"
I was like "okay but wait aren't clotheslines and lariats the same thing or something?"
and he said "NO!" and so then he taught me all the ways and now my opponents will have to face the fury of the man with the plan who just doesn't give a hoot.
he's facing Scuf...fed God, the expert of both the lariat and the clotheslines. Get read, baby. Next stop is the next one.